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[KK] baker kitty

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wan dookie pie rdy!! 10 Points

bake a poop pie

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Turd Hoardererd 100 Points

bring back 60+ turds to the bakery

Holyturddd! da$ monay$!!! 100 Points

get a $kore of 100+

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Author Comments

One day yellloow kkkitty thought to him self boi wish i had

a bakery n sheeet but then, Sadgee becaus no monies for ingredies,

like gran mommey ktittehb has a abandoned retired bakery but has i

no money for ingaydients.. so kity had a "great brilliant idea" next

DAhs right!, how about Turd pies cakes!?, turds are everywhere n they

are more likely free?!, (i mean my sister quefd-kitteh sell her poopcakes

for trillions to her on hornay fans, so pribably i can get a few bukcs¿¿no)

Then soo..YELLOW KITTEN PUT ON HIS BAKER OUTFIT N WHEN ON EXPEDITION ON

FINDIHN HIMSELF SOME TURD POOPIES TO MAKE THOSE VALUABLE TURD CAKE$$$!!!

Woow yeepy goud look kity kru kk kit kittin kaytea, N selass much turdcakes as u CAN!!Qqwjsodoidsdkos

uguisrdyttxrhcjvkcjxghcjhvcxgncb!!!!!!!!;;;;;1!!!!!!!!1111111111111_:D MEOWS11!!LOl

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controls:

  • LEFT/right arrows to Move, UP arrow/space Bar to Jump, Down arrow to drop from Jump-thru platforms (Collecting level)
  • Arrows to move (Bakery level)


instructions:

  • you are in control of a Yellow kitten from the KK, your objective is to bake as many Turd pies before time runs out (dead line TIMER on left down turd counter). to make pies you need to get TURDS first!, because u need "5" turds to make one pie!, so in the platfomer stage grab as many poops as you can and bring them back to the bakery (there's a timer "30 seconds" when the time is over you instantly come back to the bakery with your collected turds, you can check how many u currently have indicated in the top left corner). Baking those delicious turd pies!: To make the pies you must first have at least "5" turds!, or else you wont be able to make pies!, once u have five or more pies and Yellow kitty is in the BAKERY you can start making them!, just navigate kitty with the arrows to the ">BAKE<" text/zone, instantly a cake is going to start baking!,Wait five seconds and the cake will be finished!; Next grab(touch) the cake, and it will be collected and discounted for the current cake ORDER. while in the bakery level on the right top there's a box with a poop emoji, directly under it there's a "Counter TEXT" telling you how many pies are needed to finish the order and Get those $weet Monie$! (points), so!, to Clear an order you need to bake the shown amount of turd cakes!; if you are out of turds then just navigate yellow kittty to the floating MAP and in exactly 1 second kitty will instantly teleport to the Collecting LEVEL; that's it!, now get as many orders done! ASAP!!(and also careful of those nasty cockroaches!, the more poops u have!, the more aggressive they become!, YIKERSZSd!!).


(TL;DL: collect turds on turd level and then bake pies to full fill an order 2 get points, thats it!, repeat till timed out!.)

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hoes mad

Despite all my rage, I am still just a turd in a cake.

I feel like I've been trapped and drugged

wackymuffin responds:

i feel like you're right

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Uploaded
Mar 25, 2025
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