***** SITE'S BACK UP. YAY. THE EDITOR IS SCREWED THOUGH IN THE DEMO, SO FIXING THAT ******

Hello everyone, HI TOM!

Here's my first submission in nearly 7 years. Sorry about that.

This is a demo of Happy Wheels. Choose your inadequately prepared racer, and ignore severe consequences in your desperate search for victory.

Newgrounds is the first home for Happy Wheels outside of my own site. If you haven't seen it yet, please check out the free full version at totaljerkface.com, where lots of people will be sharing their upsetting contributions.

If you are too lazy to look at the controls menu:

up and down for accelerate and decelerate/reverse
left and right for leaning
spacebar, ctrl, shift for specific character actions
z to eject
once ejected, you can grab onto whatever your hands are touching with spacebar, or press the arrow keys to move into different poses/writhe around on the ground

YOU CAN RESTART WITH ESC, R