lyrics:

I woke and I stubbed my toe

I was mad, but I had nowhere to go

So I went outside and something came to mind

There I saw my neighbor, Toby, out on his bike

So I blamed it on him and his tacky sweater

He was confused, but I was feeling better

Now everyone's doing it every day

When something goes wrong, well they just say

It's Toby's fault, it's Toby's fault

Not Susan, not James, it's Toby's fault

It's Toby's fault, it's Toby's fault

He's the one to blame, it's Toby's fault

It's Toby's fault, it's Toby's fault

Not his or hers, it's Toby's fault

It's Toby's fault, it's Toby's fault

No one gets hurt 'cept Toby, it's his fault

My face is bad, Toby's fault

My cat is sad, Toby's fault

My room's too cold, Toby's fault

My dad's too old, Toby's fault

My car broke down, Toby's fault

My face is round, Toby's fault

My baby's crying, Toby's fault

My son is dying, TOBY'S FAULT!

It's Toby's fault, it's Toby's fault

Not Susan, not James, it's Toby's fault

It's Toby's fault, it's Toby's fault

He's the one to blame, it's Toby's fault

It's Toby's fault, it's Toby's fault

Not his or hers, it's Toby's fault

It's Toby's fault, it's Toby's fault

No one gets hurt 'cept Toby, it's his fault

Hey everybody, Kermit the Frog here

So listen with your eyes and ears

Maybe Toby's not the one to blame

So let's just move right along

And drop this accusational song

For the fault was only in your name

Nah, I'm just kidding

It's Toby's fault, it's Toby's fault

Not Susan, not James, it's Toby's fault

It's Toby's fault, it's Toby's fault

He's the one to blame, it's Toby's fault

It's Toby's fault, it's Toby's fault

Not his or hers, it's Toby's fault

It's Toby's fault, it's Toby's fault

No one gets hurt 'cept Toby, it's his fault